Your Favorite Martian - Alien lyrics

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Have you ever felt left out of the group, excluded?

Given the boot when you knew you should have been a

shoo-in?

Like some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your life

With a curse but worse, he brought his whole damn crew

in.

And now it’s high noon and you’re a target to shoot at

This school’s a battlefield, no wonder you’re truant!

They always look at you and they boo at what you’re

doing

And you go off like a bomb at the Olympics in Munich.

Nah, you’re just an extraterrestrial

Less than respectable

You’ll never get to get the girl

You’re just a jester at the festival

I guess it’s acceptable

To peg your head with vegetables

And kick you in the testicles

And best of all let you know that you’re a filthy dog

And you’ll never be best in show.

So why the abuse?

‘Cause all a bully needs is a fucking excuse!

(Chorus)

Planet Earth I need a friend

‘Cause I’m on the outside looking in

I’m an Alien

I’m just an Alien

Feeling lost but never found

‘Til I found myself being pushed around

I’m an Alien

Yes, I’m an Alien.

I’ma be honest, it gets better I promise

So don’t let them ground you down to a pound of sawdust

Stay on the stage the longest ’til the gong hits

And everybody comments on their fondness

Of your polish and your overall knowledge

Remain calmest and abolish your modesty

‘Cause honestly you got to be positive

You’re a prodigy!

You show the world that you’re not to mess with

It’s a broken home that makes these bastards aggressive

You can expect to get rejected

Neglected, stripped naked, and tested ’til they reckon

You feel terrible because nothing is comparable

Violence ain’t the answer but the pain is unbearable

You’re nice and jaded from being isolated

Now you coast through life feeling twice as hated.

So why the abuse?

‘Cause all a bully needs is a fucking excuse!

(Chorus)

Axel on the drums!

Run!

Well,

(Chorus)

No Ohhh!

I’m an Alien

Yes, I’m an Alien

Ohhh