Yidcore - Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics

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It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

My friends won't let me join in any games.

And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree

Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's something wrong with me.

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!

I'm a Jew,

A lonely Jew

On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice,

But why is it

That Santa passes over my house every year?

And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes;

Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh;

And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles please?

I'm a Jew,

A lonely Jew