Yankovic Weird Al - Rye Or The Kaiser lyrics

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Fat and weak, what a disgrace Risin' up, back on the street

Guess the champ got too lazy Did my time, took my chances

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Went the distance, now I'm back on my

feet

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain Just a man and his will to survive

But he's no bum, he works down the street So many times, it happens too fast

He bought the neighborhood deli You change your passion for glory

Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat Don't lose your grip on the dreams of

the past

Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say You must fight just to keep them alive

Try the rye or the kaiser It's the eye of the tiger

They're on special tonight It's the cream of the fight

If you want, you can have an appetizer Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

You might like our salami, and the liver's all right And the last known survivor stalks his

prey in the night

And they'd really go well with the rye And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser Of the tiger

Never eats while on the job Face to face, out in the heat

He heard it's good to stay hungry Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry

But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob They stack the odds 'til we take to

the street

Have a taste, they were made fresh today For we kill with the skill to survive

Try the rye or the kaiser It's the eye of the tiger

Or the wheat or the white It's the cream of the fight

Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight And the last known survivor stalks

his prey in the night

But you just can't go wrong with the rye And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser Of the tiger

So today, his deli comes first Risin' up, straight to the top

Still he dreams of his past days of glory Have the guts, got the glory

Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst Went the distance, now I'm not

gonna stop

All the while you can still hear him say Just a man and his will to survive

It's the rye or the kaiser It's the eye of the tiger

It's the thrill of one bite It's the cream of the fight

Let me please be your catering advisor Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight And the last known survivor stalks his

prey in the night

You can have your roast beef on the rye And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser Of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser The eye of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser The eye of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser The eye of the tiger

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