WWF Forceable Entry movie - Pie lyrics

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Song by The Rock<br /><br>

You know, The Rock's gonna tell you a little story.<br>

You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway.<br>

It's tough to be the Rock!<br>

Oh no, no, shut your mouth! No, no, it really is.<br>

Even though The Rock is... The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of show biz!<br>

You see, when the Rock gets too much... too much of the fame and all the bright lights...<br>

He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight!<br>

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DING!<br>

Slick Rick: Welcome to Rick's Bakery, can I help... wait a minute... Aren't you the famous Rock?<br>

The Rock: Yeah, The rock, the people's champ in the house. What's happening, Slick?<br>

Slick Rick: Hey, how're you doing, guy? Look, you gotta take a picture with me before you leave, guy.<br>

The Rock: Whoa, whoa, The Rock doesn't want to take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie - you got any of that in this bakery?<br>

Slick Rick: Oh, I got every pie you can think of. I've of strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie--<br>

The Rock: Blueberry? What? Oh, no, no, whoa, whoa, actually, Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have. Let The Rock tell you a little story about pie...<br>

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Driving down South, though quickly aroused,<br>

when my car caught a flat near this old farm house.<br>

I hope somebody's home, takin' a chance at it,<br>

Knocked on the door, and this fine chick answered.<br>

(You're The Rock!) Can I use your phone?<br>

(I'm shakin, sure, if you try some of this pie I'm baking)<br>

Daisy duke shorts on, five foot stood,<br>

Said, "sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good."<br>

(So she called Rock to the kitchen, towards the vapour)<br>

There's her grandmother, aunt, and a Chinese neighbour?<br>

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Well, The Rock is gonna tell you again.<br>

You see, it's tough to be The Rock!<br>

Yeah, The Rock knows, that might sound crass<br>

Oh, and by the way...<br>

All you jabronis in the locker room...<br>

You can all come kiss The Rock's ass!<br>

'Cause you know after The Rock lays the smackdown<br>

on some big, fat, ugly hermaphrodite!<br>

The Rock needs a little distraction...<br>

and a slice sounds just right!<br>

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The Rock said "thanks ladies", and more kind words.<br>

Grandmother said, "Be polite, eat mine first."<br>

So I sat down, tried hers, she looked quite glad,<br>

Had a strange tasting mould, but it wasn't so bad.<br>

That's right, The Rock having pie in the country<br>

Devoured hers, her aunt's, and still I was hungry<br>

"That's all?" Rock said.<br>

Bored and reading the paper,<br>

'til finally, a plate of the next door neighbours<br>

Dogged it down fast, 'cause it really did please<br>

I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talkin' Chinese!<br>

[Rock shouts incoherent "Chinese" words] That good pie!<br>

Slick Rick: Oh, that's the pie you was talkin about!<br>

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Oh yeah, The Rock knows the millions can smell it now!<br>

It's tough to be The Rock!<br>

No, no, no, no, it really is.<br>

Because you all know, The Rock is THE MOST...<br>

Electrifying man in all of showbiz!<br>

You see when The Rock gets too much... too much of the fame...<br>

and all the bright lights,<br>

he loves to kick back and have a slice...<br>

No, no, no, no, no, The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!<br>

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