WWE Originals movie - Where's the Beer? lyrics
rate meSong by Stone Cold Steve Austin<br /><br>
Jim: Hey Steve, Welcome to the studio. Glad you to be here today.<br>
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Stone Cold: Yeah, I'm glad to be here. Got everything ready right?<br>
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Jim: I got everything ready, just like we spoke on the phone.<br>
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Stone Cold: Uh, Where..<br>
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Jim: Just like you told me.<br>
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Stone Cold: Where's the beer?<br>
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Jim: Um.. *sigh* You didn't mention beer.<br>
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Stone Cold: I specifically mentioned beer, how you expect me to record a record without no beer?<br>
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Jim: Sorry, sorry my mistake I'll get some beer?<br>
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Stone Cold: It have happened to anybody ok? Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you it's kind of early in the morning.<br>
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Jim: It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon Steve.<br>
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Stone Cold: What are you saying?<br>
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Jim: I, no it's just. Hey, lets listen to the track I think you're going to be happy.<br>
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Stone Cold: Good, I been looking forward to it. Hard n' Heavy right?<br>
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Jim: Hard n' Heavy, but a... you know a kinda going for a sensative side of Steve Austin... and just take a<br>
listen see what you think.<br>
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Stone Cold: Sensative side?<br>
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Jim: Well just take a listen.<br>
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Stone Cold: Alright I'll take a listen, but but I told you Hard n' Heavy.<br>
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Jim: It's really Hard n' Heavy.<br>
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Stone Cold: Ok, good.<br>
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*Jim plays a sample of the beat for Stone Colds song*<br>
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*Stops the sample*<br>
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Jim: What you think? Good aye?<br>
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Stone Cold: Good? Your kidding me right?<br>
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Jim: No?<br>
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Stone Cold: Man I told you Hard n' Heavy I told you Rock n' Roll!<br>
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Jim: Well Steve, that was..<br>
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Stone Cold: That wasn't Rock n' Roll!<br>
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Jim: It's just another look at Stone Cold Steve Austin.<br>
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Stone Cold: Hmmm??<br>
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Jim: Broaden broaden broaden your character you know?<br>
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*In a cocky smart ass voice*<br>
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Stone Cold: Yes yes yes a different look at Stone Cold Steve Aus.. I'm not looking for a different look at Stone<br>
Cold steve Austin!<br>
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Jim: ...<br>
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Stone Cold: I told you what I wanted!<br>
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Jim: Ok...<br>
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Stone Cold: That's not what I wanted, clearly that's not what I wanted!<br>
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Jim: Sorry...what would make it more to your liking?<br>
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Stone Cold: You want me to show you something?<br>
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Jim: Yeah, why don't you...<br>
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Stone Cold: Which guitar can I use?<br>
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Jim: The 6 string Acoustic Guitar over there laying right next to you on the guitar stand.<br>
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Stone Cold: Jim, an Acoustic Guitar has no place on this track!<br>
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Jim: Well, well you know if you play... it hard, sometimes it amazing the depth you can get playing the Acoustic.<br>
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Stone Cold: So now your going to tell me Stone Cold Steve Austin how to play the Acoustic Guitar, and if I play<br>
it harder, if I twang the strings harder, that's going to make it sound more Rock n' Roll, more violent!?<br>
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Jim: Yeah... Why don't you just pick up the guitar and see what you think.<br>
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Stone Cold: Ok, let me pick up the Acoustic Guitar and we'll see what happens.<br>
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*The sound of Stone Cold violently picking up the guitar, setting it down and crushing his boot through the<br>
guitar.*<br>
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Stone Cold: Ha Ha Ha!<br>
(laughing while he speaks)<br>
Did you see, did you see the way my foot ran right through the strings and crashed in right through it all.<br>
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Jim: Yeeaah, I did... yeah I saw that.<br>
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Stone Cold: (continues to laugh while he speaks)<br>
I'm sorry but, it's jus so funny!!<br>
(gets serious)<br>
Hey, look at it this way Jim, it was an antique now you can go out and buy you a new one. Why you sit here and<br>
play this old pile of shit, when you can go buy you a brand new one.<br>
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Jim: That's a good point.<br>
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Stone Cold: Charge it to Vince. Ha ha HA!<br>
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