Wood Shampoo - Wanna Be A Dead Rock Star lyrics

rate me

They love you forever

The deader the better

Get your souvenir crap

While they peel back your cap

You can’t control

When you sell your soul

Once you sign on the dotted line

It’s your time

Baby, it’s your time

Wanna be a dead rock star, no worries, no hassles

Wanna be a dead rock star in a storybook castle

Wanna be a dead rock star and sleep with fanatics

Wanna be a dead rock star in a band with drug addicts

Elvis, you’re looking thinner

Have a pizza for dinner

Better find Mama Cass

Better deep fry her ass

You got it made

All your dues are paid

Once you sign on the dotted line

It’s your time

Baby, it’s your time

Wanna be a dead rock star, no worries, no hassles

Wanna be a dead rock star in a storybook castle

Wanna be a dead rock star and sleep with fanatics

Wanna be a dead rock star in a band with drug addicts

You can’t control

When you sell your soul

Once you sign on the dotted line

It’s your time

Baby, it’s your time

Wanna be a dead rock star, no worries, no hassles

Wanna be a dead rock star in a storybook castle

Wanna be a dead rock star and sleep with fanatics

Wanna be a dead rock star in a band with drug addicts

Wanna be a dead rock star, wanna be a dead rock star

Wanna be a dead rock star, wanna be a dead rock star

I wanna hit a tree when I’m skiing

I wanna swallow my own vomit

I wanna shoot myself in the head

I wanna freebase at 30,000 feet and burst into flames