Worst Day of My Life

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It's gonna be the worst day
it's gotta be the worst day of my life
Nothing fits, my hairs a mess,
shoes don't match my purse or dress
Somebody shoot me 
Oh my God I'm running late again
One more dog and pony show
Talk to people I don't know

My agent says I've gotta schmooze 
if I expect my book reviews 
to get some quotes that we can use
Another party that's long and boring,
a little food and a lot of snoring 
while I give a speech on my literary life
Another night where I leave my daughter
and spend it drinking imported water
While I simulate perfect mother perfect wife
Another worst day of my life

It's gonna be the worst day
its gonna be the worst day 
of my life

I'm not the star they say I am 
just one more pathetic sham
I'll never make it 
how can I expect to hold this pose
Mother, writer, wife, or friend
where does one begin or end?

O god I feel like such a fraud,
like every inch of me is flawed
but still I smile while they applaud
My life has gotten so complicated
so underwhelming and overrated
I can feel the heat but I still can't see the light
and will I ever get out from under
 the ?silver pen? of a one hit wonder
 who's so full of fear you can cut it with a knife
this is the worst day of my life

It's always slightly out of reach 
what I can't learn and they can't teach
and now I've got to make this speech

O god I feel like such a fraud
like every inch of me is flawed
but still I smile while they applaud

I wish that I had never heard of,
 or ever read a single word of 
Lewis Carroll and his fabulous career
I wish that I was not related to Alice Littel 
or celebrated
and I wish to god I was anywhere but here
just so we're absolutely clear 

My life has gotten so complicated
So underwhelming and overrated
I can feel the heat but I still cant see the light no no no 
I think I'll never get out from under the ?silver pen? 
of a one hit wonder who's so full of fear you can cut it with a knife
this is the worst day of my 

A shooting star that's all out of ammo 
the not-so-grand of a grand piano while I run away from what I really want to say
I think I can and I hope I make it
don't think I can so I guess ill fake it
and without a doubt I can do without the strife 
this is the worst day 
the very worst day 
this is the worst day of my life



Thanks to Lianna Smith for lyrics


                          Thanks to Maggie Hodgkin for correcting these lyrics
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