Wonderful Town movie

Wonderful Town movie - Pass The Football lyrics

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LOOK AT ME NOW,<br>

FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE,<br>

FAMOUS PROFESSORS<br>

TUTORING ME;<br>

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SCHOLARSHIP KID,<br>

EVERYTHING PAID FOR,<br>

FOOD AND VACATIONS,<br>

ALL OF IT FREE.<br>

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DAY THAT I LEFT,<br>

EVERYONE GATHERED,<br>

THEIR CHEERING STILL RINGS IN MY EARS . . .<br>

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RAY WRECK RAH!<br>

RAH WRECK RAY!<br>

RAH WRECK!<br>

WRECK RAH!<br>

RAH WRECK WRECK!<br>

W-E-C, R-E-K, R-E-Q,<br>

WRECK, WE LOVE YOU!<br>

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’CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!<br>

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COULDN’T SPELL A LICK,<br>

COULDN’T DO ARITHMETIC;<br>

ONE AND ONE MADE THREE,<br>

THOUGHT THAT DOG WAS C-A-T,<br>

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BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br>

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COULDN’T WRITE MY NAME,<br>

COULDN’T TRANSLATE “JE VOUS AIME”,<br>

NEVER LEARNED TO READ<br>

MOTHER GOOSE OR ANDRÉ GIDE,<br>

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BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br>

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COULDN’T FIGURE RIDDLES,<br>

PUZZLES MADE ME POUT:<br>

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WHERE THE HELL WAS MOSES WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?<br>

I COULDN’T EVEN TELL RED FROM GREEN,<br>

GET THOSE VERBS THROUGH MY BEAN,<br>

BUT I WAS BUDDIES WITH THE DEAN<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br>

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PASSED WITHOUT A FUSS<br>

ENGLISH LIT AND CALCULUS.<br>

NEVER HAD TO CRAM,<br>

EVEN PASSED THE BAR EXAM,<br>

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BECAUSE I PASSED THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br>

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COULDN’T DANCE FOR BEANS,<br>

MASHED MY GIRLS TO SMITHEREENS.<br>

SOMETIMES BLOOD WAS SPILLED,<br>

STILL MY CARD WAS ALWAYS FILLED,<br>

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’CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br>

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THEN THERE WAS THE WEEK<br>

ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME TO SPEAK:<br>

RELATIVITY!<br>

GUESS WHO INTRODUCED HIM? ME!<br>

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’CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br>

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HAD NO TABLE MANNERS,<br>

USED TA DUNK MY ROLL,<br>

ALWAYS DRUNK THE WATER FROM THE FINGERBOWL.<br>

THOUGH I WOULD NOT GET UP FOR ANY SHE,<br>

THE PREXY’S MOM -- AGE NINETY-THREE --<br>

GOT UP AND GAVE HER SEAT TO ME,<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU DID EVER SEE.<br>

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IN OUR HALL OF FAME,<br>

THERE’S A STATUE WITH MY NAME.<br>

THERE WE STAND, BY HECK,<br>

LINCOLN, WASHINGTON AND WRECK.<br>

’CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br>

LIKE NOTHIN’ YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!<br>

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