Wonder Stuff - 30 Years In The Bathroom lyrics

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My lavatory has been my sanctuary<br />

And it's easy for you to laugh at me<br />

'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby<br />

Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me<br />

Always me<br />

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And now the time has come to share the joke<br />

That the latch on the bathroom door is broke<br />

And now it's time to let you know<br />

That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow<br />

Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine<br />

I been stuck in here since 1959<br />

That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby<br />

But it's okay, yeah it's okay<br />

Cos when they come to take me away<br />

I will be clean, I will be clean<br />

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Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby<br />

But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better<br />

Than 30 years on the back seat of a car<br />

Oh beat me with the pumice stone<br />

Eight to the bar<br />

CHORUS<br />

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