Wombats - Patricia The Stripper lyrics

rate me

She works downtown in an unmarked bar, <br />

Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life <br />

I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol <br />

Mixed with and empty feeling inside <br />

Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a 'lady of the night' <br />

Why didn't God give her two left feet <br />

Then she couldn't run away from me! <br />

Months go by and I'm alone in bed <br />

While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive <br />

I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie <br />

To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight <br />

I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy <br />

Why didn't God give her two left feet <br />

Then she couldn't run away from me! <br />

Why didn't God give her two left feet then she couldn't run away from me! <br />

She thinks I'm sad and that's alright <br />

But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi <br />

I can't, I can't leave, I can't I can't I can't <br />

She's my coked-up botox girl <br />

Patricia, Patricia <br />

Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine <br />

Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight <br />

Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine <br />

So why can't you come home with me tonight?