Wombats - Kill The Director lyrics
rate meI've met someone that makes me feel seasick<br />
Oh what a skill to have<br />
Oh what a skill to have<br />
So many skills that make her distinctive<br />
But they're not mine to have<br />
No they're not mine<br />
<br />
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper<br />
Though I don't care about the soaps<br />
No I don't care about the soaps<br />
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode<br />
<br />
If this is a rom-com <br />
Kill the director<br />
If this is a rom-com<br />
Kill the director please<br />
<br />
Carrots help us see much better in the dark<br />
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart<br />
And this is my handle, this is my spout<br />
If they work together they can figure anything out<br />
And with the angst of a teenage band<br />
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand<br />
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand<br />
<br />
If this is a rom-com <br />
Kill the director<br />
If this is a rom-com<br />
Kill the director<br />
If this is a rom-com<br />
Kill the director please<br />
<br />
This is no Bridget Jones (x5)<br />
This is no Bridget Bridget (x5)<br />
<br />
This is no Bridget Bridget Jones
