Witty - Bath Salt lyrics

rate me

I'm talking three blind mice, three fat dykes

I take my heart out of my body just to chisel the ice

I'm a ghost to you, bitch, so I'll be on life

Call my grandma a cunt, see, I be all nice

You be on the right

Fuck Mark and fuck my life

We should see how many faces I can fuck in a night

Now I'm starving to fight, so if you can think I'm starving, you're right

See, now I’m starving to get my dick into her guard-it with life

I don’t give a fuck what you think

I beat the pussy up till that shit is purple and stink

Kids think that when I spit, I'm so dirty and mean

Well, is it weird that sometimes when I spit I cream

All over my whitey tightys and my Levi jeans?

Or that I didn't grow a pube until I turned 18?

Now my spleen has turned green, what the fuck does this mean?

Now I'm watching SpongeBob while she's flicking her bean

I mean

Mark, Mark! What the fuck?!

Snap the fuck out of it!

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

I took a teste out just so I could slingshot it

My dick's soaked in vomit, and these girls still want it

One day I overdosed on Midol to stop my flow

It didn't work, now all greens are sold out, sorry hoes

Fuck rapping these words

I'll create my own language, like

Gee bit yoy bit loy bik alang dik

Mak mak aluku, bak bak ulang dik

I just made you listen to a rap where I ain't saying shit

Flow like Goldilocks, dick the size of Dopey

Grandma, when I left, I fucking did the Hokey Pokey

Just because we're blood doesn't mean you fucking know me

If I see you again, I'mma scream, "Fucking blow me!"

‘Cause you are below me, and below that, and below that

I'll cut your branch off my family tree and never look back

Balls so big, my pants can't fit the ballsack

If that's not balling, what the fuck should we call that?

Mark,what the fuck is wrong with you?

Mark, Mark!

I asked Old Mother Hubbard what the fuck was in her cupboard

It's a whole bag of weed, and a big box of rubbers

This dude be like, "Bro, homie, we are not brothers!"

Call me a motherfucker ‘cause I probably fucked your mother

My dick is in a bag of balogna for all these phonies

That won't stay off my meat and keep acting like they know me

Dreams of Freddy Kruger, nightmares of pink ponies

I fill a dumb line with a balling like Kobe

Ate a guy's face off, changed my name to Raekwon

Jumped out of a plane while I was strapped to a Napalm

Watch a zombie eat my leg and still I fucking stay calm

Strapped myself to the Ferris wheel so I could stay on

I walked into Panera, stuck my dick in the soup

They said, "What the fuck are you doing?" I said, "I'm making beef stew!"

Kids, this is what happens when you don't go to school

And you sit in the back of class writing raps, eating glue, dude

Mark, Mark!

Snap the fuck out of it!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I stuck my butt cheeks in a blender to see how long

I could last with the pain while I was writing this song

I lasted about two minutes and everything went wrong

Now all I got is one butt cheek and a half-done song

Thong, bong, pong, I'll battle King Kong's dong on

With a purple dildo and a robot as god

I'm not crazy, man, I just say the shit that you wouldn't

Well, now I suck? Motherfucker, I'm doing shit that you couldn't!

Let me down this hundred proof and try to still walk straight

I ripped off my license plate and drove down the interstate

I'm just going for a nice drive, mooning as I drive by

But I still only got one butt cheek so they be wide-eyed

Girls wanna try I but most of y'all are fucking hoes

But they're the ones that like the lines like this, well, what do you know?

Turn a berry manelo, eat a sandwich filled with mold

Tell them that I'm never fucking stopping till I'm dead and cold