THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING 

WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING 

THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING 

OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING 

IS IT RAINING 

IS IT SNOWING 

IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING 

BLEH! 

NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING 

SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING 

ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING? 

IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING? 

YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING 

FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING 

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING 

ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!