WILL SMITH - Then She Bit Me lyrics

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Artist: fresh prince(will smith)<br><br>I was in a club, one friday.<br>A lovely lady comes walking my way.<br>She walked up and she said hello.<br>I said hi, my names joe.<br>I was lyin', so was she.<br>She said her name was donna,<br>But her shirt said marie.<br>Once you get to know me,<br>You'll never forget me.<br>I said why, then she bit me.<br><br>Ouch!<br>That didn't hurt.<br>Kinda nicked me,<br>But she ripped my shirt.<br>At that point I fell asleep.<br>Woke up at her house,<br>In the back of a jeep.<br>A blazer, '89<br>Tinted windows,<br>I wish it was mine.<br>Oh, it is,<br>But where are my keys? <br>There they are...in the ignition.<br><br>I'm at her house.<br>It's a tepee.<br>No, a skyscrapper.<br>No, an igloo.<br>No, it's a shack.<br>Forget it, I'll go around back.<br>It's a castle, with a moat<br>How I get across...boat.<br><br>(twilight zone noise)<br>Shooo...i hate that sound.<br><br>I went inside,<br>Looked right, looked left.<br>There she is.<br>Oh, no thats jeff.<br>He's invisible.<br>I went downstairs.<br>It's a loft.<br>No, it's a dungeon!<br>There she is, doing areobics.<br>No, yoga.<br>No, karate.<br><br>*you killed my teacher!!!*<br>But what a body!<br><br>No, she wasn't there.<br>I'm tellin you I saw her.<br>No, really I saw her.<br>She was playing checkers.<br>No, nintendo.<br>Ok, I'm lying.<br><br>There she is,<br>Watching t.v.<br>All my children.<br>No, thats cosby.<br>No, speed racer.<br>No, thats shaft.<br>No, thats kimble.<br>My fault...the t.v.'s off.<br><br>There she is, what a doll.<br>No, that's chucky from child's play!<br>I kissed her,<br>And she told me this is home...<br>I entered a dimension called the twilight zone....<br>Where anything can happen.<br><br>I'm rough like sandpaper,<br>Hard like algebra.<br>You should be glad that I was nice,<br>And I allowed ya to<br>Step on stage.<br>To kick your ryhmes off.<br>I tried to be nice,<br>But you mistook that for softness.<br>Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!<br>What I say goes fom now on,<br>This is my dominion!<br>Are there any rappers to step on stage<br>Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage,<br>I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!<br><br>Syche just hit me.<br>Jeff wanted to do that,<br>But I didn't.<br>I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.<br>I guess I wasn't wrong.<br><br>Jack and jill went up a hill,<br>To fetch a pail of water.<br>Jack fell down,<br>And broke his crown....<br>Hickory, dickory, dock.<br><br>Got to use the bathroom now,<br>Sike, I was drafted.