Wicked - Thank Goodness lyrics
rate meCITIZENS OF OZ:<br />
Ev'ry day, more wicked<br />
Ev'ry day, the terror grows <br />
All of Oz is ever on alert <br />
That's the way with Wicked -<br />
Spreading fear where e'er she goes<br />
Seeking out new victims she can hurt<br />
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A HYSTERICAL WOMAN:<br />
Like some terrible green blizzard<br />
Throughout the land she flies:<br />
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AN OUTRAGED MAN:<br />
Defaming our poor Wizard<br />
With her calamies and lies<br />
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ALL:<br />
She lies<br />
Save us from the Wicked <br />
Shield us so we won't be hexed<br />
Give us warning:<br />
Where will she strike next?<br />
Where will she strike next?<br />
Where will she strike next?<br />
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GLINDA:<br />
(Spoken) Fellow Ozians - as terrifying as terror is, let us put<br />
Aside our panic for this one day: and celebrate! <br />
(Sung) Oh what a celebration<br />
We'll have today<br />
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CROWD:<br />
Thank Goodness! <br />
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GLINDA:<br />
Let's have a celebration<br />
The Glinda way! <br />
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CROWD:<br />
Thank Goodness! <br />
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MORRIBLE:<br />
Fin'lly a day that's<br />
Totally Wicked-Witch free! <br />
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CROWD:<br />
We couldn't be happier<br />
Thank Goodness! <br />
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GLINDA:<br />
Yes -<br />
We couldn't be happier, <br />
Right, dear?<br />
Couldn't be happier<br />
Right here<br />
Look what we've got<br />
A fairy-tale plot<br />
Our very own happy ending<br />
Where we couldn't be happier -<br />
True, dear?<br />
Couldn't be happier<br />
And we're happy to share<br />
Our ending vicariously<br />
With all of you<br />
He couldn't look handsomer<br />
I couldn't feel humbler<br />
We couldn't be happier<br />
Because happy is what happens<br />
When all your dreams come true! <br />
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MORRIBLE:<br />
(Spoken) And Glinda dear, we're happy for you! As Press<br />
Secretary, I have striven to ensure that all of Oz<br />
Knows the story of your braverism:<br />
<br />
(Sung) The day you were first summoned<br />
To an audience with Oz<br />
And although he would not tell you why initially<br />
When you bowed before his throne<br />
He decreed you'd hence be known<br />
As Glinda the Good - officially! <br />
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Then with a jealous squeal<br />
The Wicked Witch burst from concealment<br />
Where she had been lurking -surrpetitially! <br />
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PERSONS IN CROWD:<br />
I hear she has an extra eye<br />
That always remains awake<br />
I hear that she can she'd her skin<br />
As easily as a snake! <br />
I hear some rebel Animals<br />
Are giving her food and shelter! <br />
I hear her soul is so unclean<br />
Pure water can melt her! <br />
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FIYERO:<br />
What! ?<br />
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CROWD:<br />
Melt her! ?<br />
Please - somebody go and melt her! <br />
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FIYERO:<br />
(Spoken) Do you hear that - water will melt her! People<br />
Are so empty-headed, they'll believe anything! <br />
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GLINDA:<br />
(Spoken) Fiyero! Oh - yes, thanks plenty, dearest! He's gone to<br />
Fetch me a refreshment. He's so thoughtful that way! <br />
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(Sung) That's why I couldn't be happier<br />
No, I couldn't be happier<br />
Though it is, I admit<br />
The tiniest bit<br />
Unlike I anticipated<br />
But I couldn't be happier<br />
Simply couldn't be happier<br />
(Spoken) Well - not "simply":<br />
(Sung) 'Cause getting your dreams<br />
It's strange, but it seems<br />
A little - well - complicated<br />
There's a kind of a sort of: cost<br />
There's a couple of things get: lost<br />
There are bridges you cross<br />
You didn't know you crossed<br />
Until you've crossed<br />
And if that joy, that thrill<br />
Doesn't thrill you like you think it will<br />
Still -<br />
With this perfect finale<br />
The cheers in the valley<br />
Who- Who?<br />
Wouldn't be happier?<br />
So I couldn't be happier<br />
Because happy is what happens<br />
When all your dreams come true<br />
Well, isn't it?<br />
Happy is what happens<br />
When all your dreams come true! <br />
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CROWD:<br />
We love you, Glinda, if we may be so frank<br />
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GLINDA:<br />
Thank Goodness! <br />
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CROWD:<br />
For all this joy, we know who we've got to thank:<br />
Thank Goodness! <br />
That means the Wizard, Glinda:<br />
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GLINDA:<br />
And fiance! <br />
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CROWD:<br />
They couldn't be goodlier<br />
She couldn't be lovelier<br />
We couldn't be luckier<br />
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GLINDA:<br />
I couldn't be happier<br />
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CROWD:<br />
Thank Goodness:<br />
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GLINDA AND CROWD:<br />
Today! <br />
Thank Goodness for today!