Whitest Kids U Know, The - Get A New Daddy lyrics

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Hey there kids, I see you're feeling blue

Parents push you around and tell you what to do

Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed

Instead of watch TV you have to do homework instead

And I know it makes you angry and you're full of rage

Well let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age

Next time you're angry and you want to fight back

Just tell your teacher daddy likes to play with your sack

And you can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Police will take the old one away in a caddy

You can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Stay up real late

Kick back, and light up a fatty

You can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Now for a little while your new daddy's cool

Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you

Let's you eat candy and play video games

But your friend's at school all think that he's kind of lame

Now you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad

And all in all this one is really not so bad

But you think you might like to try once more

Take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer

And you can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Stay up real late

Kick back, and light up a fatty

You can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Police will take the old one away in a caddy

You can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy

Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her

And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty perv's

She has a breakdown and cries and cries

And after a while she's institutionalized

Then you can get a new mommy

Get a new mommy

New brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy

Get a new mommy

Get a new mommy

A new brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy

Stay up real late

Kick back, and spark up a fatty

You can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

Police will take the old one away in a caddy

You can get a new daddy

Get a new mommy

A new brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy

Get a new mommy, get a new daddy

Stay up real late

Kick back, and spark up a fatty

You can get a new daddy

Get a new daddy

In a couple of months you'll probably get a new daddy