WHITE KAPS - Howard's Toad Bar lyrics

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it's actually pretty hidden pal <br>

if you didn't know it was there <br>

you wouldn't know it was there <br>

some people couldn't find it if it was up their ass <br>

can't have just one, have just one <br>

can't have just one, have just one <br>

once your in, it's pretty trippy man <br>

they have a black light and posters made with <br>

fluorescent paint saying that love is... <br>

although nobody really knows what love is <br>

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Howard himself, he's a pretty mellow dude <br>

got a beard and a ponytail and he tells <br>

Vietnam stories all the time <br>

he's not sure he was there and neither am i <br>

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he's got a bunch of bean bags and candles <br>

oh, and incense fills the air <br>

last week moonbeam put on a potato sack <br>

to make fun of corporate America <br>

she laughed at herself, she thought it was funny <br>

his hurachi sandals are the kind <br>

with a car tire on the bottom <br>

but they're not worn out to bad, cuz he don't drive <br>

so belly up to the bar and grab yourself a toad <br>

if you don't want to lick it man <br>

hit the road<br>