WHITE KAPS - Hairy Mary lyrics

rate me

let's all take a trip to europe <br>

where a girl has never seen a razor <br>

she lifts her arm, and poof there is hair <br>

and it doesn't seem to faze her <br>

don't want to go to hunington beach <br>

it'd be more, like hell than heaven <br>

where every girls underarms <br>

look like they did when they where seven <br>

(or eight) <br>

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mysoginy, that is not me <br>

i just like the girlies form <br>

i like, her boobs i like her butt <br>

but i really love her where shes wet and warm <br>

she's warm <br>

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love my hairy mary, she's my furry girlie <br>

love my hairy, she's my furry girlie <br>

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now i, know you think <br>

you probably know what i am thinking <br>

i'd, bet the devil you don't <br>

will you get it, no you won't <br>

you won't <br>

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<i>[chorus]</i><br>

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o.k. it not her boobs, its not her butt <br>

and its not her cooch <br>

i love a girl whose underarms <br>

are hairy like a pooch<br>