Whirling Dervishes - You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch lyrics
rate meYou're a mean one, Mr. Grinch<br />
You really are a heel<br />
You're as cuddly as a cactus<br />
As charming as an eel<br />
<br />
Mr. Grinch<br />
You're a bad banana<br />
With a greasy, black peel<br />
<br />
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch<br />
Your heart's an empty hole<br />
Your brain is full of spiders<br />
You have garlic in your soul<br />
<br />
Mr. Grinch<br />
I wouldn't touch you with a<br />
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole<br />
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Between the choice of the two of you<br />
I'd take the seasick crocodile<br />
The three words that describe you best are<br />
And I quote, stink, stank, stonk