Whirling Dervishes - You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch lyrics

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch<br />

You really are a heel<br />

You're as cuddly as a cactus<br />

As charming as an eel<br />

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Mr. Grinch<br />

You're a bad banana<br />

With a greasy, black peel<br />

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You're a monster, Mr. Grinch<br />

Your heart's an empty hole<br />

Your brain is full of spiders<br />

You have garlic in your soul<br />

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Mr. Grinch<br />

I wouldn't touch you with a<br />

Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole<br />

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Between the choice of the two of you<br />

I'd take the seasick crocodile<br />

The three words that describe you best are<br />

And I quote, stink, stank, stonk