WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - You Don't Love Me Anymore lyrics
rate meWe've been together for so very long<br>But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? <br>Seems you don't want me around<br>The passion is gone and the flame's died down<br><br>I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem<br>That time that you made it with the whole hockey team<br>You used to think I was nice<br>Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist<br><br>Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? <br>That kind of thing is hard to ignore<br>Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore<br><br>I knew that we were having problems when<br>You put those piranhas in my bathtub again<br>You're still the light of my life<br>Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? <br><br>You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way<br>You poison my coffee just a little each day<br>I still remember the way that you laughed<br>When you pushed me down that elevator shaft<br><br>Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra<br>Doing in my underwear drawer? <br>Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more<br><br>You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill<br>Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will<br>You set my house on fire<br>You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers<br><br>Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap<br>You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep<br>You drilled a hole in my head<br>Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead<br><br>Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all<br>You never acted this way before<br>Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no<br>Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore<br><br>(approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence)
