WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Yoda lyrics

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I met him in a swamp down in dagoba<br>Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda<br>S o d a, soda<br><br>I saw the little runt sitting there on a log<br>I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda<br>Y o d a, yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen<br>A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green<br>Oh, my yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand<br>How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand<br>Oh, my yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Well, I left home just a week before<br>And I've never ever been a jedi before<br>But obi wan, he set me straight, of course<br>He said, go to yoda and he'll show you the force<br><br>Well I'm not the kind that would argue with ben<br>So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again<br>With my yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>So I used the force<br>I picked up a box<br>I lifted some rocks<br>While I stood on my head<br>Well, I won't forget what yoda said<br><br>He said, luke, stay away from the darker side<br>And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide<br>Oh, my yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>I know darth vader's really got you annoyed<br>But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed<br>Oh, my yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess<br>So I'm gonna have to leave yoda, I guess<br>But I know that I'll be coming back some day<br>I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray<br><br>The long-term contract that I had to sign<br>Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time<br>With my yoda<br>Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br>Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br>Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br><br>Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda<br>Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda