WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Won't Eat Prunes Again lyrics

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It was just the other day

When we went to Joe's Cafe

Just to order up a couple steaks to eat

But we noticed something wrong

All the Worcestershire was gone

But the waitress brought a different kind of treat

She said this sauce was the chef's new creation

Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation

But she warned us it's made out of prunes

"Try a little if you dare"

"Nothing can compare"

So we had some and now we swear

We won't eat prunes again

That was such a dirty trick

Boy, it really made us sick

Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune

Still the memory lingers on

I been livin' in the john

'Cause I've had the runs since Monday afternoon

I'd sell my soul for some new constipation

Need a cure for this new aggravation

Diarrhea has taken its toll

Still got the runs today

Just like yesterday

Buddy, that's why I'm hear to say

We won't eat prunes again

Won't eat prunes again

No no

Yeah

Eat the new sauce

Same as the old sauce