WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Waffle King lyrics

rate me

It took a lifetime, but I finally found

The perfect waffle recipe

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town

One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak

Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean

People come from miles around just to study my technique

I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen

I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... yeah

Waffle King (Waffle King)

That's what they call me

Waffle King (Waffle King)

Hey, I'm the Waffle King

Everywhere I go, the people cheer

I never have to wait in line

People say, "Right this way, sir... Your money's no good here.'

Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine

And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"

"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"

Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand

If you don't believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean

I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)

Make you want to scream and shout

Waffle King (Waffle King)

That's my name, don't wear it out

Waffle King (Waffle King)

Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffle King... yeah

Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come

All you peons better scram

Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum

Don't you know who I am?

Hey!

I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools

Everybody, on your knees

You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules

Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"

Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?

Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?

And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?

Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing

Come on know...

Waffle King

Hey, batter batter

Waffle King

Hot on your platter

Waffle King

Say, what's the matter

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you know who I am?

Tell 'em, girls

(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)

Yeah yeah

(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)

Tell the truth now

(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you know who I am?