WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Truck Drivin' Song lyrics
rate meI'm drivin' a truck<br>Drivin' a big ol' truck<br>Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck<br>Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn<br>Drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br>My diesel rig is northward bound<br>It's time to put that hammer down<br>Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by<br>I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel<br>But it's sure hard to hold the wheel<br>While I'm waiting for my nails to dry<br><br>Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror<br>And my pink angora sweater fits so tight<br>I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight<br>Well, I sure hope my seams are straight<br>Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight<br><br>Because I'm drivin' a truck<br>Drivin' a big ol' truck<br>Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck<br>Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn<br>Drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br>Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me<br>And my nipple rings don't bother me too much<br>But when I hit those big speed bumps<br>My darling little rhinestone pumps<br>Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch<br><br>But still I'm drivin' a truck<br>Drivin' a big ol' truck<br>Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck<br>Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon<br>While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br>I'm drivin' a truck<br>Drivin' a truck<br>Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck<br>And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon<br>So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on
