WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Weird Al Show Theme lyrics

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Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named al<br>And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal<br>But the sanitation workers really didn't approve<br>So he packed up his accordion and had to move<br>To a city in ohio where he lived in a tree<br>And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory<br>And he played on the company bowling team<br>And every single night he had a strange recurring dream<br>Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream<br>But that's really not important to the story<br><br>Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist<br>With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)<br>But he didn't keep in touch<br>And he lost her number<br>Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm<br>And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave<br>Twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)<br>And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich<br>For what it's worth<br><br>Then one day al was in the forest trying to get a tan<br>When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man<br>He was caught in a beart trap and al set him free<br>And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be<br>And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv<br>So he gives al a contract and whaddya know<br>Now he's got his very own weird al show<br><br>(much unintelligeable talking and yelling)