WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Rye & The Kaiser lyrics

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[parody of eye of the tiger by survivor]<br>Fat and weak, what a disgrace.<br>Guess the champ got too lazy.<br>Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.<br>Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.<br><br>But he's no bum, he lives down the street.<br>He bought the neighborhood deli.<br>Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.<br>Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say,<br><br>Try the rye or the kaiser,<br>They're on special tonight.<br>Let me please be your catering advisor.<br>If you want substitutions,<br>I won't put up a fight.<br>You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.