WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Alternative Polka lyrics

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'loser' by beck<br>Soy un perdidor<br>I'm a loser, baby<br>So why don't you kill me? <br>Soy un perdidor<br>I'm a loser, baby<br>So why don't you kill me? <br><br>Hey!<br><br>'sex type thing' by stone temple pilots<br>I am I am I am<br>I said I wanna get next to you<br>I said I'm gonna get close to you<br>You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too<br>Hurt you, too<br>I know what's on my mind<br>I know you like what's on my mind<br>I know it eats you up inside<br>I know you know, you know<br>Here I come I come I come I come<br>Here I come I come I come<br><br>'all I wanna do' by sheryl crow<br>All I wanna do is have some fun<br>I gotta feeling I'm not the only one<br>All I wanna do is have some fun<br>I gotta feeling I'm not the only one<br>All I wanna do is have some fun<br>Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard<br><br>'closer' by nine inch nails<br>Help me--i broke apart my insides<br>Help me--I've got no soul to sell<br>Help me--the only thing that works for me<br>Help me get away from myself<br>I wanna [doink] you like an animal<br>I wanna feel you from the inside<br>I wanna [clong] you like an animal<br>My whole existence is flawed<br>You get me closer to god<br><br>Hey!<br>Hey!<br>Hey!<br><br>'bang and blame' by rem<br>You bang bang bang bang bang<br>Blame blame blame<br>You bang bang bang bang bang<br>It's not my thing so let it go<br><br>'you oughta know' by alanis morisette<br>'cause the love that you gave<br>That we made<br>Wasn't able to make it<br>Enough for you to be open wide<br>No<br>And every time you speak her name<br>Does she know how you told me<br>You'd hold me until you died? <br>'til you died<br>Well, you're still alive<br>And I'm here to remind you<br>Of the mess you left when you went away<br>It's not fair to deny me<br>Of the cross I bear that you gave to me<br>You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know<br><br>Hey!<br><br>'bullet with butterfly wings' by smashing pumpkins<br>Despite all my rage<br>I am still just a rat in a cage<br>Despite all my rage<br>I am still just a rat in a cage<br>And someone will say<br>What is lost can never be saved<br>Despite all my rage<br>I am still just a rat in a cage<br><br>'my friends' by red hot chili peppers<br>I love all of you<br>Hurt by the cold<br>So hard and lonely, too<br>When you don't know yourself<br><br>'I'll stick around' by foo fighters<br>I don't owe you anything!<br>I don't owe you anything!<br>I don't owe you anything!<br>I don't owe you anything!<br><br>'black hole sun' by soundgarden<br>Black hole sun<br>Won't you come<br>And wash away the rain? <br>Black hole sun<br>Won't you come, won't you come<br>Black hole sun<br>Black hole sun<br>Won't you come<br>Black hole sun<br>Black hole sun<br>Won't you come<br>Black hole sun<br>Black hole sun<br><br>'basket case' by green day<br>Do you have the time<br>To listen to me whine<br>About nothing and everything all at once? <br>I am one those melodramatic fools<br>Neurotic to the bone<br>No doubt about it<br>Sometimes I give myself the creeps<br>Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me<br>It all keeps adding up<br>I think I'm cracking up<br>And am I just paranoid<br>Or am I just stoned? <br>Or am I just stoned-oh-oh-oh-oh-ned? <br><br>Hey!