WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Tacky lyrics
rate me(Verse)
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay
(Chorus)
(Because I'm Tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(Because I'm Tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
(Because I'm Tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(Because I'm Tacky)
If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too
(Verse)
I met some chick, ask her this and that
Like are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat?
Well, now I’m dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps tellin' me, here's why!
(Chorus)
(Because I'm Tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(Because I'm Tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans
(Because I'm Tacky)
Think it’s fun threatenin' waiters with a bad Yeelp review
(Because I'm Tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too!
(Bridge)
Aye, come on!
Bring me shame, can't nothing do
Bring me shame, can never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said... (here to tell you now)
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing...
Bring me shame, I said
(Chorus)
(Because I'm Tacky)
Forty three Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
(Because I'm Tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(Because I'm Tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(Because I'm Tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey, it's said they're free
(Because I'm Tacky)
I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least
(Because I'm Tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(Because I'm Tacky)
If I’m bitten by a zombie, I’m probably not tellin' you eh eh
(Because I'm Tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
(Come on!)
