WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Spam lyrics

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Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)<br>Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)<br>Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)<br>Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all<br><br>If you're running low, go to the store<br>Carry some money to help you buy more<br>The tab is there to open the can<br>The can is there to hold in the spam<br><br>Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)<br>Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)<br>Spam in my office at work (it's the best)<br>Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat<br><br>If you need a spoon, keep one around<br>Carry a thermose to help wash it down<br>Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out<br>Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now<br><br>Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)<br>Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)<br>Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)<br>Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold<br><br>Now, once you start in, you can't put it down<br>Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown<br>The key is going to open the tin<br>The tin is there to keep the spam in<br><br>Oh, spam (spam)<br>Ham and pork<br>Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)<br>Spam (spam)<br>It's the best<br>Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it<br><br>Spam in the place where I live (have some more)<br>Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)<br>Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)<br>Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat<br><br>Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)<br>Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)<br>The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)<br>The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)