WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Jurassic Park lyrics

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I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes<br>And before long, they were cloning dna<br>Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors<br>Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day<br><br>Jurassic park is frightning in the dark<br>All the dinosaurs are running wild<br>Someone shut the fence off in the rain<br>I admit it's kinda eerie<br>But this proves my chaos theory<br>And I don't think I'll be coming back again<br>On no<br><br>I cannot approve of this attraction<br>'cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad<br>A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer<br>Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad<br><br>Jurassic park is frightning in the dark<br>All the dinosaurs are running wild<br>Someone let t. rex out of his pen<br>I'm afraid those things'll harm me<br>'cause they sure don't act like barney<br>And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend<br>Oh no<br><br>Jurassic park is frightning in the dark<br>All the dinosaurs are running wild<br>What a crummy weekend this has been<br>Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket<br>Think I'll tell them where to stick it<br>'cause I'm never coming back this way again<br>Oh no... oh no