WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - It's All About The Pentiums lyrics

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It's all about the pentiums, baby<br>Uhh, uh-huh, yeah<br>Uhh, uh-huh, yeah<br>It's all about the pentiums, baby<br>It's all about the pentiums, baby<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>Yeah<br><br>What y'all wanna do? <br>Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers<br>Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? <br>9 to 5, chillin' at hewlett packard? <br>Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? <br>Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills<br>Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills<br>I got me a hundred gigabytes of ram<br>I never feed trolls and I don't read spam<br>Installed a t1 line in my house<br>Always at my pc, double-clickin' on my mizouse<br>Upgrade my system at least twice a day<br>I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of y2k<br>I'm down with bill gates, I call him money for short<br>I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support<br>It's all about the pentiums, what? <br>You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen<br>You've got white-out all over your screen<br>You think your commodore 64 is really neato<br>What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito? <br>You're usin' a 286? don't make me laugh<br>Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half? <br>You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette<br>You're the biggest joke on the internet<br>Your database is a disaster<br>You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster<br>Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar<br>Downloadin' pictures of sarah michelle gellar<br>And postin' me too! like some brain-dead aol-er<br>I should do the world a favor and cap you like old yeller<br>You're just about as useless as jpegs to hellen keller<br><br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br><br>Now, what y'all wanna do? <br>Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers<br>Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? <br>9 to 5, chillin' at hewlett packard? <br><br>Uh, uh, loggin' in now<br>Wanna run wit my crew, hah? <br>Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? <br>They call me the king of the spreadsheets<br>Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets<br>My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks<br>But it was obsolete before I opened the box<br>You say you've had your desktop for over a week? <br>Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique<br>Your laptop is a month old? well that's great<br>If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight<br>My digital media is write-protected<br>Every file inspected, no viruses detected<br>I beta tested every operation system<br>Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em<br>While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'<br>It does all my work without me even askin'<br>Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide<br>I believe that your says etch-a-sketch on the side<br>In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user<br>You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser<br>Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax<br>Where'd you get your cpu, in a box of cracker jacks? <br>Play me online? well, you know that I'll beat you<br>If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you<br>What? what? what? what? what? <br><br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>It's all about the pentiums! (it's all about the pentiums, baby)<br>Now, what y'all wanna do? <br>Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers<br>Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? <br>9 to 5, chillin' at hewlett packard? <br>What? ?