WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - If That Isn't Love lyrics

rate me

Ooh yeah

oh

I'm your shelter from the storm

you'll know I'll always have your back

I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack

I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on

and when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn

and when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder

when you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder

And if that isn't love

if that isn't love

if that isn't love

I don't know what love is

nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know

nanananananana

ahhhh listen now

There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator

I coulda finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later

and if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame

and I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name

I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat

'cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that

And if that isn't love

if that isn't love

if that isn't love

I don't know what love is

nanananananana nananana well then I don't know

nananannananna

oh no

even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!

well I still adore you

I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast

and I can't stand omelettes

after I take a bath

if its still warm I'll leave the water in there for you

I'll give you my word

you're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd

everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing

you can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging

if you get drunk and pass out I'll never sharpie up your face

and I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place

I totally support every idiotic thing you do

and I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you

and if that isn't love

if that isn't love

if that isn't love

I don't know what love is

nanananananana no I don't know what love is

nanananananana well I don't know what love is

I don't know what love is