WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Remember Larry lyrics

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Say, do you remember that guy larry next door<br>Well, he always was the neighborhood clown<br>Like the time he pulled my pants off<br>And he took those color pictures<br>And posted copies all over town<br>Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn<br>Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn<br>What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin' around<br><br>Boy, what a joker<br>What a funny, funny guy<br>I'll never forget about larry<br>No matter how I try<br><br>Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair<br>'cause lar' gave me that nair shampoo<br>And hey, how 'bout the day he put ben gay inside my jockstrap<br>And filled my toothpaste tube up glue<br>All those wedgies he gave<br>All those shoestrings he tied<br>All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside<br>Oh, lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you<br><br>Boy, what a joker<br>What a funny, funny guy<br>I'll never forget about larry<br>No matter how I try<br><br>You know I couldn't help but laugh<br>Even though he treated me like slime<br>Remember when he cut my car in half? <br>Well, he really got me good that time!<br><br>Say, do you remember when I broke in larry's house<br>Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag<br>Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest<br>And stuffed him in a big plastic bag<br>If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say<br>But I'm sure if ol' lar' were still with us today<br>He would have to agree with me<br>It was a pretty good gag<br><br>Oh boy, what a joker<br>What a funny, funny guy<br>I'll never forget about larry<br>No matter how I try<br>Oh boy, what a joker<br>What a funny, funny guy<br>I'll never forget about larry<br>No matter how I try<br>No matter how I try<br><br>Oh, I remember larry