WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Lost On Jeopardy lyrics

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Oh-oh-oh-oh<br><br>I was there to match my intellect on national tv<br>Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd<br>I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night<br>Art fleming gave the answers<br>Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight<br><br>I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)<br>I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)<br><br>Well, I knew I was in trouble now<br>My hope of winning sank<br>Oh, 'cause I got the daily double now<br>And then my mind went blank<br>I took potpourri for one hundred<br>And then my head started to spin<br>Well, I'm givin' up don pardo<br>Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah<br><br>I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)<br>I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)<br><br>That's right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeard's supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra<br>O treat. but that's not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you don't get to<br>Back tomorrow. you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. you're a complete loser!<br><br>Don't know what I was thinkin' of<br>I guess I just wasn't too bright<br>Well, I sure hope I do better<br>Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight<br><br>I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)<br>I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)<br>I lost on jeopardy, baby