WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Can't Watch This lyrics

rate me

I can't watch this. I can't watch this

I can't watch this. I can't watch this

My my my my TV makes me so bored

Makes me say, oh my lord

What is this garbage here?

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

It sucks, and that's no lie

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

Lowers my IQ one notch

And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch

I told you homeboy... I can't watch this

Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...

I can't watch this

Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this

Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout sick shows

*There's* America's Funniest Home Videos

I can't believe my eyes

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

Somebody's poor old mom

Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn

Face first on a rake

I hear *they* got it on the seventeenth take

That's funny as a kick in the crotch

And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch

Yo, I told you... I can't watch this

Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this

Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this

Cosby Show and Rosanne

Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can

Judge Wopner, oh my

You gotta be Rainman to like this guy

Thirtysomething is alright

If you like hearing yuppies whining all night

Can't stand Twin Peaks

Wish they'd lynch those *donut-eatin'* freaks

Thos Siskel & Ebert bums

Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

That's word because you know... I can't watch this

I can't watch this

Break it down!

Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast

-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me

-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!

Stop! Prime Time!

I'm pretty sure I'll be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air

Or those weird talk shows

About *Transexual* Nazi Eskimos

They're rude, crude and vile

Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this

Look man... I can't watch this

I can't take this torture no more, I can't...

I can't watch this

Pay the bills, station break

Break it down!

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it

-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big

-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!

Stop! Cable Time!

HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV

I might like 'em more after my lobotomy

Now why did I ever pay for this junk?

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk

Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless *TNA*

It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away

I can't watch this. I can't watch this

I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this

I told you... can't watch this

Too hip, can't watch this

Get me outta here... can't watch this

Thanks to lyric for these lyrics