WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Fat (Bad Parody) lyrics

rate me

Your butt is wide, well mine is too<br />

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you<br />

The word is out, better treat me right<br />

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite<br />

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye<br />

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My zippers bust, my buckles break<br />

I'm too much man for you to take<br />

The pavement cracks when I fall down<br />

I've got more chins than chinatown<br />

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Well, I've never used a phone booth<br />

And I've never seen my toes<br />

When I'm goin' to the movies<br />

I take up seven rows<br />

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Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on "sha mone"<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout<br />

Just now tell me once again<br />

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Who's fat? <br />

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When I walk out to get my mail<br />

It measures on the Richter scale<br />

Down at the beach I'm a lucky man<br />

I'm the only one who gets a tan<br />

If I have one more pie ala mode<br />

I'm gonna need my own ZIP code<br />

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When you're only having seconds<br />

I'm having twenty-thirds<br />

When I go to get my shoes shined<br />

I gotta take their word<br />

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Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds<br />

Lemme tell you once again<br />

<br />

Who's fat<br />

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If you see me comin' your way<br />

Better give me plenty space<br />

If I tell you that I'm hungry<br />

Then won't you feed my face<br />

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Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

Woo woo woo<br />

(When I sit around the house<br />

I really sit around the house)<br />

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You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know, you know, you know, come on<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd<br />

Lemme tell you once again<br />

<br />

Who's fat?<br />

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You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, you know, hoo<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<br />

(Fat, fat, really really fat)<br />

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud<br />

Just tell me once again<br />

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Who's fat?