WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Craigslist lyrics

rate me

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Whoa, yeah!<br>

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You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu<br>

With automatic drive, a custom paint job too<br>

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow<br>

And a slightly-used sombrero<br>

And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist<br>

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Craigslist<br>

I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on<br>

Yeah<br>

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Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall<br>

I never took a chance, never approached you at all<br>

You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas<br>

I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask<br>

Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed<br>

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On Craigslist<br>

Yeah, Craigslist, come on<br>

I'm on Craigslist, baby<br>

Maybe you are too<br>

Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo<br>

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An open letter to the snotty barista<br>

At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard:<br>

I know there were 20 people behind me in line<br>

But I was on a cell phone call with my mother<br>

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?<br>

That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes<br>

So what's with the attitude, lady?<br>

No tip for you<br>

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Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free<br>

You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me<br>

But the trash can ain't part of the deal<br>

Only givin' you the peanuts, get real<br>

Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own<br>

Don't bug me with questions on the phone<br>

Don't ask for help, don't waste my time<br>

And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime<br>

Just ask yourself<br>

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?<br>

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts<br>

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?<br>

You can have 'em all<br>

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They're on Craigslist, yeah<br>

Craigslist, oh baby, come on<br>

I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist<br>

I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist now<br>

Craigslist<br>

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<i>[Thanks to smashpro1 for these lyrics]</i><br>

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