WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Constipated lyrics
rate meUh hu. (Extra cheese)
Uh hu. (Save a piece for me)
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra-larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
No sense lettin' all this
Go to waste
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
It's gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cause right now I'd do
Anything to just get my bowels evacuated.
In the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
Feel the pain, oh,
Should I take laxatives
Or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just
So alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissin' her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who woulda guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattoed on her thigh
And son of a gun,
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I
Knew she was my cousin, we never woulda dated
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids
With eleven toes and
Move to Alabama where that kinda thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Ooh,
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out
That new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a
Major inconvenience
Oh, man, I really hate it.
Such a drag now.
Can't eat, I can't breath, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel
Anymore, can't
Spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh, no,
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya
Life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same
Since my head and I were separated
No, no, no
Thanks to lyricwriter108
Thanks to cece n mandii for correcting these lyrics
