WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - CNR lyrics

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Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man<br>

The kind of man you'd never disrespect<br>

He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck<br>

He ate his own weight in coal, excreted diamonds everyday<br>

He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway<br>

Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway<br>

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Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain<br>

He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was insane<br>

He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died<br>

Everyday he' make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride<br>

Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene<br>

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Ninja warrior, master of disguise<br>

He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah<br>

Oh yeah<br>

He had his own line at the DMV<br>

He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee<br>

Oh yeah<br>

Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya<br>

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Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion, but he never ever told a soul<br>

I've seen the man unhinge his jaw, and swallow a Volkswagen whole<br>

He'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him like a star<br>

You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape<br>

But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR<br>

No, no, no<br>

Talkin' about CNR<br>

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<i>[Thanks to smashpro1 for these lyrics]</i><br>

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