WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Bedrock Anthem lyrics
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Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of bedrock
I'd be a flinstone
Now I'll tell you why...
WellI've got I've got a woman named wilma
WellI've got I've got a baby named pebbles
WellI've got I've got a doggy named dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino
WellI've got a little buddybarney rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of barney rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shavehe got caveman stubble
Me and barneyloyal order water buffalo
Lodge brothersloyal order water buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta know
How come grand poo-bah always gotta run the whole show?
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow
Betty and barney got a baby named bamm-bamm
Little pebbles is his number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand
Got a cargonna push it with my feel now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now
Made from brontosaurusbabynot a moo-cow
Wanna chill with a sabretooth tiger
Wear a loinclothnatural fiber
Be the first rolling stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow
Luck meworkin' down in the gravel put
Movin' rockson a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's taileverybody knows it's time to quit
I realize I'm living in the stone age
No faxno cellular phone-age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage
Barney rubblelaughin' like a hyena
Barney rubblewhat a little weiner
Where's wilma? anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabbayabba dabba dabba do now
