WEHRMACHT - CRAZY WAYS PEOPLE DIE lyrics

rate me

Walking through the woods, a bear

it munches you. Put your head in a

vice, go drilling for the goo.

Fall one hundred thousand fest,

go splat in the middle of town.

Your head lops off from a chain-

saw and falls down to the ground.

[Chorus:]

From behind, a blade slides in, and

opens up your veins. Under your car, the pump

gives way and squashes all your brains.

A great white shark rips you limb from limb,

a jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim.

"An execution", hear the cry, shock! It pops

your eyes. A rope wrapped firmly a-

round your neck, it ends all your lives.

Now they stuff M-80's down your fucking

throat, when they go, you will blow, and

then start to bloat.

[Chorus: Solo's: M.Z., J.D., repeat]

Pour some gas on your head, then light

a match. Stuff your friend in the oven,

then lock the latch. Creme your face on

the ground, falling off your bike. Fall

from a cliff Bub, while taking a nature

hike.