Ween - Mister Richard Smoker lyrics

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mister richard smoker you're a poopey poker chardonnay & cocaine in the spa cigarettes and coffee breath little boys on crystal meth tonight we'll tango in the street you eat dog meat mister richard smoker you're a chicken choker tonight you're gonna let it all hang out pantihose and aqua net smokin' menthol cigarettes tonight we'll tango in the street you eat dog meat smoke! (solos) you eat dog meat mister richard smoker you're an Ono Yoker cognac and black coffee with the boys dancin' in your buster browns whirlin' to the techno sounds your hands are wet your hair is slick you smoke big dick mister richard smoker you're a velvet coker Bruce and Geoff will pick you up at ten goin' out dancin' in the city friday night gotta look pretty tonight we'll tango in the street you eat dog meat