Wedding Singer The Musical movie - Today You Are a Man lyrics

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There's a gift from every guest, today you are a man,<br>

The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,<br>

Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,<br>

Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!<br>

'Cause you're a man!<br>

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There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,<br>

but remember shiksas are a no-no.<br>

Go shake hands with, each Tom, Dick, and Herschel,<br>

They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse, <br>

you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.<br>

But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!<br>

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Today you are a boy, boy, boy<br>

Boy, boy, boy<br>

Boy, boy, boy...<br>

Boy? No, a man! Ole!<br>

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