Wedding Singer The Musical movie - Single lyrics
rate me<br>
[sammy]<br>
no one tells you how you ought to live<br>
no one glares when you do jello shooters<br>
*all* jello<br>
[sammy]<br>
and no one says that youre insensitive<br>
cuz their birthday meal took place at hooters<br>
*oooooooo*<br>
and no one tells you that your bald spots grown or that you ought to tone your flab<br>
*tone your flab*<br>
so pour a double gin<br>
here's to your double chin<br>
<br>
*all*<br>
yes start the party<br>
start at ten<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
cuz youre single<br>
you are single<br>
yeah youll keep staying single if your smart<br>
*if you are smart*<br>
yeah youre single<br>
you are single <br>
no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart<br>
*moonwalk on your heart*<br>
trust me..<br>
this is when the good times really start!<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
no one minds the laundry on your floor<br>
<br>
[bartender-ricky]<br>
no one pouts with every chick you look at<br>
<br>
[bum]<br>
no one tries to clean your porno drawer<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
no one traps you with<br>
*all* does my ass look fat<br>
<br>
[george]<br>
bust a move in womens underwear<br>
while your flasking cher-a-wear<br>
*cher-a-wear*<br>
<br>
*all*<br>
so fill your rangers cup<br>
the toilet seat stays up<br>
the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
cuz youre single<br>
you are *single*<br>
<br>
[george]<br>
not a care in the world can bother you<br>
*can bother you*<br>
you are singal<br>
you are singal<br>
you could do what youve always want to do<br>
*always want to do*<br>
no commitments cuz youre only passing through<br>
<br>
{rap}<br>
<br>
[bartender-ricky]<br>
whoa making a date with cellini girl is a waste of my time and my gerrycurl<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
i dont need a girl who dont understand when i got a date with my left hand.<br>
<br>
[bum]<br>
well i like the ladies heavens knows, but in the words of niche bros before hoes<br>
<br>
[george]<br>
now i dont like a girl who would cry and bawl<br>
in fact, i never liked girls at all<br>
<br>
[robbie]<br>
sammy, georgie, ricky, and bum, i'm starting to see where youre coming from<br>
<br>
[robbie]<br>
cuz i'm *single*<br>
oh yeah *single*<br>
i'll behave like a dudes meant to behave<br>
*OoOoOoOoO meant to behave*<br>
always single<br>
ever single<br>
single now and til i'm in my grave<br>
<br>
*single til i am lying in my grave*<br>
<br>
[robbie]<br>
youre the best sammy...<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
though at times i might want someone to hold me tight <br>
and promise me that everything will be alright<br>
<br>
[bum]<br>
everything will me ALLright<br>
<br>
[sammy]<br>
thanks man<br>
<br>
[all]<br>
i'll stay single til i'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave<br>
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