Wedding Singer The Musical movie - Not That Kind of Thing lyrics
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Clerk [Spoken]:<br>
Now, kids, couples always argue when they come here to register. <br>
My advice is, be very careful..<br>
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Clerk:<br>
It's a situation<br>
first fight.<br>
I've seen couples face disaster.<br>
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Why not tell yourselves<br>
you're both wrong,<br>
both right.<br>
It means that you'll make up faster.<br>
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Robbie:<br>
I hate to tell you but we're not with each other.<br>
We're sister and brother.<br>
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Julia:<br>
And he's the slow one.<br>
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Robbie:<br>
She's an idiot according to mother.<br>
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Julia:<br>
It takes one to know one.<br>
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Robbie & Julia:<br>
Tell the night<br>
to save it's moonlight.<br>
Tell the birds<br>
not to sing.<br>
Tell the stars<br>
in the heavens they've been misaligned.<br>
'Cause it's not that kind of thing.<br>
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Crystal [Spoken]:<br>
Look, a sale on towels!<br>
Hold my purse for me.<br>
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Mookie [Spoken]:<br>
Baby, please. No.<br>
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Crystal [Spoken]:<br>
I said hold it!<br>
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(Crystal holds out her purse. Mookie takes it sheepishly.)<br>
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(Julia holds out her purse.)<br>
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Julia [Spoken]: <br>
Um, Robbie? Hold my purse?<br>
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Robbie [Spoken]:<br>
No.<br>
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Julia [Spoken]:<br>
I said hold it!<br>
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Crystal:<br>
You get stuck with them for better,<br>
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Julia: <br>
or worse.<br>
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Julia & Crystal:<br>
No matter which way you stack it.<br>
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Robbie & Mookie:<br>
It's emasculating holding a purse.<br>
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Robbie:<br>
And it doesn't match my jacket.<br>
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Your evil scheme has worked out just as you planned it,<br>
I now understand it.<br>
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Julia:<br>
I shop, you carry.<br>
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Robbie:<br>
I do the work and you make out like a bandit.<br>
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Julia:<br>
It's true.<br>
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Robbie [Spoken]:<br>
No. It's scary.<br>
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Julia [Spoken]:<br>
No. You're scary!<br>
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Robbie [Spoken]:<br>
You're scary!<br>
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Robbie & Julia & Ensemble:<br>
Tell the night<br>
to save it's moonlight.<br>
Tell the birds<br>
not to sing.<br>
Tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned.<br>
'Cause it's not that kind of thing.<br>
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Robbie:<br>
True, there are times<br>
when her eyes meet mine and linger there.<br>
Maybe a bit too long.<br>
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Julia:<br>
And I wonder,<br>
is there something hidden in his stare.<br>
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Robbie & Julia:<br>
No, I couldn't be more wrong.<br>
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All:<br>
Tell the night<br>
to save it's moonlight.<br>
Tell the birds <br>
not to sing.<br>
Tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned.<br>
'Cause it's not that kind.<br>
No it's not that kind.<br>
No it's not that kind of thing.<br>
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Julia [Spoken]:<br>
Oh my God, Robbie.<br>
That's the dress. That's the dress I was meant to get married in! <br>
You think I'll look all right?<br>
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Robbie [Spoken]:<br>
You'll look beautiful.<br>
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