Watsky - Kill a Hipster lyrics
rate meLady had to get back
Watsky on the..
Eatin on my business
Let’s get it
Oh my gosh
It’s ridiculous
Rent’s up, that shit’s no good
Starbucks where the skate rink stood
It’s a fixture, it does no good
I know, kill a hipster save your hood
Wrote congress it did no good
Read scripture it did no good
You could take a picture and knock on wood
Fuck that! Kill a hipster save your hood
I’m getting hummus, hummus
I’m getting hummus, hummus
I’m at the park playing dodge ball
Drinking San Pellegrino like it’s Crystal
No school, alcohol
Living no rules Calvin ball
You wanna brawl? Heo please
I sprinkle you with some goat cheese
I get it straight from the fuckin’ farm
I even put goat cheese on my lucky charms
I’m at the taco truck looking like a mac
I roll my Rs hard like I’m busting off a gat
It’s like, hola mama, I’m your papa
May I please have dos horrrchatas?
I’m like brap brap brap!
When I smack your ass fast with my backpack strap
Rent’s up, that shit’s no good
Starbucks where the skate rink stood
It’s a fixture, it does no good
I know, kill a hipster save your hood
Wrote congress it did no good
Read scripture it did no good
You could take a picture and knock on wood
Fuck that! Kill a hipster save your hood
Pencil to the neck, razor to the inner tube
Bullet to your disrespect
I hate your hipster attitude
Your whole chasses
Walking like you own us with your whole passé
Dance around the issue Patna, no pile
But you’ll get broke for that French shit, so cassé
And you can put that in your
Lit mag and your Tumblr blog
Eat it with the bacon off your farm fresh hog
Sip it like Kampuchea
Hope your last meal suit ya
Do gooder types, commuters on bikes
Brooding 20-somethings
With the coolest of likes
You’ll be loving on my city like johns
Rubbing on her titties leaving money in palms
Our rumbling guts can only hunger so much
Plus we redundantly blunted
In lieu of giving a fuck
We’ll cut you for the scratch
Leave in on a tee
And if we’ve done it properly
You’re copping it from treat cause
Rent’s up, that shit’s no good
Starbucks where the skate rink stood
It’s a fixture, it does no good
I know, kill a hipster save your hood
I know how, how
Heads up, that shit’s no good
Starbucks where the skate rink stood
It’s a fixture, it does no good
I know, kill a hipster save your hood
Wrote congress it did no good
Read scripture it did no good
You could take a picture and knock on wood
Kill a hipster save your hood
Look in the mirror and
It’s clear I’ve become one of‘em
Kill me please if I’m one of‘em
I walk the block like I’m hot shit
I gentrified the corner store
Just buying hot chips
But no I’m caught red-handed
With this land so make me a dead bandit
And if you see me sipping at an open keg
Put me down like a horse with a broken leg
Rent’s up, that shit’s no good
Starbucks where the skate rink stood
It’s a fixture, it does no good
I know, kill a hipster save your hood
Wrote congress it did no good
Read scripture it did no good
You could take a picture and knock on wood
Fuck that! Kill a hipster save your hood