WARREN G - Star Trek Introrate me
Beeping of alert signal.
Ensign: captainthe transporters ready.
Captain: that's hip. lieutenant marvinwhat is the condition
Of the planets surface?
Marvin: it is difficult to be precise. howevermy instruments
Indicate a condition of extreme rigor mortisspreading rapidly
Throughout the population. highly illogicalcaptain.
Captain: a bunch of stiffshuh? wellset coordinates forah
Chocolate cityand have a landing party of nine men beam down
Immiediatelywith phasers set on funk-funk!