WarioWare: Touched! - Ashley's Theme Song lyrics

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SINGERS: Who's the thing next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: I'd better learn to drown, 'cause I am

SINGERS: Ashley! She don't know how to kiss and she don't know how to hug.

ASHLEY: If i use this knife,i might leak.

SINGERS: Please let yourself get used to her retarded behaviour.

ASHLEY: You should be laughing at me all day—

SINGERS: Ashley! She don't know how to talk and she don't know how to breathe.

ASHLEY: Who has time for smarterer things like that? {music solo} I have an eye,OOH LOOK A PIE! I have a nose,OH LOOK A BIG GREEN HOSE! I have an arm,OOH A GOOD LUCK CHARM! SWINGING IT AROUND! Oh no, it broke…

SINGERS: She can't look at you or lick a single lollipop.

ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I have no friends—

SINGERS: Ashley! She'd better watch her step, or she'll fall over again.

ASHLEY: I thought my teacher was eating a Spoon. I'm a glove and a...book, and yes, i do: I do want to be very pushed by you. 'cause I think you're nice, and maybe you could feel me. And if you say no, i'll make toast.

SINGERS: Who's the thing next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: I'd better learn to drown, 'cause I am—

SINGERS: Ashley! Just remember,when you see her dancing on the street:

ASHLEY: I'm the dumbest little girl you'll ever meet.

Thanks to kylew for these lyrics

Thanks to Icicle Darnerdragon for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Fionna for correcting these lyrics