Voltaire - Death, Death, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil songs lyrics

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My Granny while on her deathbed she turned and said to me

"Why must you view life so morbidly?

I tried to teach you right

but somewhere i went wrong, cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs.

When six pole bearers put her down and laid her body in the ground

my eyes were wet my face was very long

the pastor said son here you are

won't you please take this guitar

sing dear departed granny one last song.

and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

Hell you know that's how i get along

the world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrong

singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.

Well i was shopping at Hot Topic and i was walking out the door

when two dumb jocks came up to me they said "hey fag it aint Halloween" and they kicked my lipstick to the floor.

and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

hell you know that's how i get along

the world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

Well i went down to church on Sunday

i sat up front in a pew

the priest said "Jesus and Mary too

son what the devil's got into you

get up and sing a hymn or two."

and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

yea you know that's how i get along

the world's full of hypocrisy and how can it be wrong

singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.

I was invited to the White house

the president pulled me aside and he said

"son sing us a song of peace

for those evildoers in the middle east."

i rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme

i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

hell you know that's how i get along

the world is full of "W's" so how can it be wrong

singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.

Well then i died and went to hell

i could tell right away by the awful smell

that this was clearly not the pearly gates

the devil said "Come here young man,

my wife and i are you biggest fans

so naturally i felt i had it made

well then he reached into an iron chest

and he picked the tool that he felt was best

and then he jabbed me in the slong

with a pitch fork that had sharped prongs

he turned to me and winked and sang this song.

he sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

yea i know that's how you got a long

i find your songs hilarious

but now your soul's precarious

singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

I'm just kidding kid welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet.

Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

hell you know that's how we get along

the world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong

singing death death death devil devil evil evil songs.