Viv Albertine - Confessions of a MILF lyrics

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Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, home sweet home

I peel that the potatoes there's not much left to do

lovely lemon drizzle cake, heat up the fondue

tasting courgette quiche with the nice crispy top,

a hundred grams of biscuits in a fancy box.

Never try to rule another person's life

you will only lose your lovely fragrant wife,

I don't like a guy changing who he is,

you are not a God and it is not your bis

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, home sweet home

there's such a thing as lust, there's such a thing as friends

but romantic love was made up way back when

in another century things were not so great,

same thing with marriage it's a not natural state.

If you'll becoming bored then you could reconsider

but you'll end up poorer better be a widow.

you could make the same mistake as my romantic mother

when she left her husband and run off with a nutter ... my dad.

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Just work on yourself and if you decide one day

that you've had enough and you could walk away

there are those who say we're meant to mate for life,

like swans and seahorses -I'm afraid we ain't so nice

nice nice nice, nice nice nice

If the news upsets me I just switch it off

go and get a pedicure the fridge needs a defrost

now you really must excuse me boys and girls,

I've got to walk the dogs and there's a burning smell

wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

A man needs a maid, a maid of his own,

in his home, home sweet home,

a maid needs a muse and a room of her own,

in her home, home sweet home,

I chose being an artist over being a wife,

now I'm gonna lead her very lonely life,

I chose being an artist over being a wife,

now I'm gonna lead a very lonely life, life life

wife wife wife, life life life.

wife wife wife, life life life.

life life life, wife wife wife

life life life, there's no place like home

there's no place like home, there's no place like home x 3

no peace in my home, no faith in my home,

no love in my home, no love in my home

no fun in my home, I don't want to go home, don't make me go home,

'cause I hate my home, don't want to go home,

don't make me go home, 'cause I hate my home,

don't make me, don't make me, don't make me, don't make me, don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me, make me, make me, make me, make me,

hate me hate me, hate me, hate me

make me, make me, make me, make me,

hate me hate me, hate me, hate me

I hate my beautiful clean white pristine, neat, tidy

interior designed, architect built, minimal..... shoes off!

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, sweet home, sweet home, sweet home

Home sweet home, home sweet home

Home sweet home, sweet home, sweet home, sweet home

cooking, cleaning, baking washing,

shopping, baking, cleaning, washing

shopping, baking, cleaning, washing

shopping, baking, cleaning, washing

mopping, faking, bonking cleaning, washing, shopping baking, cleaning, bonking, shopping, cleaning, bonking

faking, cleaning, shopping, faking, bonking, cleaning shopping, mopping, faking, bonking, cleaning, shopping

Love me love me love love

Thanks to Ramona for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to doug for correcting these lyrics